Thomas Hambach - Web engineer

These guys -and girls- have managed to display what a meeting would look like if it was a forum thread. Absolutely hilarious (because it’s reality!)!

*ponder* why didn’t the creators use this as linkbait?

Okay, maybe I’m overrating it, but I still love it for debugging purposes… unless you are using the CLI.

[snippet]
function pre($array)
{
echo ‘<pre>’;
echo print_r($array);
echo ‘</pre>’;
}
[/snippet]

Haven’t you always craved for a rotating signature? No? LIAR!

I’ve recently created rotatingsignature.com which allows you to create such a random signature! No longer will you need to withstand those tech-geeks that scold at you for asking how to make a random signature! This system has been monkey-tested and you should have no problem getting your first rotating signature up and running!

Be sure to double-check your e-mail before saving and -in case you don’t receive it- checking your spam folder for the verification e-mail!

I needed the equivalent of str_replace in JavaScript and was able to fish up this nifty piece of code! Enjoy.

[snippet]
/**
* str_replace
*
* This function returns a string or an array with all occurrences of
* [search] in [subject] replaced with the given [replace] value.
* If you don’t need fancy replacing rules (like regular expressions), you should always use this function.
*
* @param string search
* @param string replace
* @param string string
*/
function str_replace (search, replace, subject)
{
var result = “”;
var oldi = 0;
for (i = subject.indexOf (search); i > -1; i = subject.indexOf (search, i))
{
result += subject.substring (oldi, i);
result += replace;
i += search.length;
oldi = i;
}
return result + subject.substring (oldi, subject.length);
}
[/snippet]

Having fresh content on your site is a must if you want to score in search engines. Most of the world is already aware of that and almost all companies are establishing or have established their own blog(s) and are (exploiting) this new way to strengthen their brand identity, advertise their services and to show the world how awesome they are.

Surely it’s time for me to do the same! Though my portfolio will most certainly show you how -freaking- fantastic I am, I’ll have yet another way to rub it in!